nut hugger
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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