you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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