what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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