so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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