We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize
