im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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