Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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