Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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