Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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