we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
