tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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