just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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