matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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