omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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