Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I didn't notice because vodka
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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