we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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