And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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