When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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