ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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