is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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