How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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