Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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