We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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