How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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