idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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