I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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