so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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