Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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