I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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