Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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