my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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