is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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