I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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