none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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