she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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