does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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