Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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