I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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