Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just found puke in my bra..
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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