Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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