That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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