Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Can I color on your dick again?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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