she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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