First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish you could order shots online.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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