Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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