You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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