But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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