Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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