I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
