There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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