I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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