went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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