remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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