Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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