I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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