Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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